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Jessica, y'all.

I am a 4'10" 27-year-old southern belle living in the heart of the Blue Ridge Mountains: Asheville, North Carolina. I find beauty in simplicity. I have 3 dogs (Yoda, Oliver, Dallas), 1 cat (Gibson), and 7 chickens (Ladybird, Buckbeak, Jerry Lee Lewis, Fleur, Dolly Parton, Miss Audrey Williams, and Dixie). I currently have 6 baby chicks that have yet to be named.

I lost 55 lbs between December 2011 and December 2012 through exercise and healthy eating and am currently working on burning off the little bit of fat I have left and building more muscle. I love hiking, kickboxing, turbo kick, lifting weights, and tabata/athletic conditioning/circuit training. In 2013 I will be participating in the Spartan Sprint, Super Spartan, Run For Your Lives, and Tough Mudder.

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SW: 185.4 lbs
CW: 124.1 lbs
UGW: 110 lbs HEALTHY & FIT

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Bloated and still kicking booty. No excuses.

Bloated and still kicking booty. No excuses.

17 hours ago
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Before and after. Only took me like an hour to clean it up…not so hard. I just didn’t want to do it since it wasn’t my mess. Not to mention the 3428657863 cigarette butts I had to pick up (who just puts out their cigarettes in the basement of the house they are living in FOR FREE?) and the dead mouse that was still in the wood stabilizer that I asked *someone* to get rid of. UGH.


Also, my basement is insanely creepy.

1 day ago
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Does someone want to answer my messages for me?? 30 minutes into going through my inbox, and still have 195 asks…

1 day ago
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Andrew said he wants to go to Disney World next year!!

2 days ago
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LOL oh you poor thing, that would be pretty weird wouldn’t it?? What you call “biscuits” we call “cookies.” Biscuits in the U.S. look like this:

16 hours ago
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Biscuithead AVL

So, this new biscuit place opened right down the road from my house…it is literally a 10 minute walk. Andrew and I are going to go there Sunday morning. I can’t decide between the “biscuit with mimosa fried chicken, sweet potato butter, sriracha slaw, and an over-easy egg” or biscuits w/ sweet potato coconut gravy. GET IT IN ME.

19 hours ago
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Anonymous asked: I just wanted today that your blog has inspired me so much! I was in a bad relationship and gor depressed. This resulted in me gaining close to 130 pounds. I have lost 75 pounds in the last year and two months, and gotten out of that relationship, and recently I've been discouraged and upset with the way I look. I found your blog and it motivates me every day to keep working out and eating healthy! Thank you so much!!

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That is an amazing accomplishment!!! You should be so proud! Letting go of emotional baggage helps so much in getting rid of physical baggage, so many people do not understand that.

1 day ago
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Anonymous asked: If I saw you irl shopping for shorts... I'd pretty much die hiding behind a wrack if clothes I'd be so excited. I would say hi or anything but I'm sure I'd be super giddy all day. Hahaha uhhh lol...

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Hahahaha nooo! I am a nice person, I would hope you would say hi! Also I am a giant dork irl.

1 day ago
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In love with this bra.

2 days ago
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