posts tagged "this is why i have no friends"

Sometimes I feel like a fucking weirdo because I talk like I’m 50 years old. Why am I so awkward?

(Source: tiny-vessels)

When you take the time to update your Facebook 10 times but disregard a favor I asked of you, I notice. Just fyi. Also, you can always say “Sorry, but no” when a friend asks you for help. Just fyi.

(Source: tiny-vessels)